Funny questions to ask kids

Silly entirely on purpose. Impossible choices, invented animals, and questions that will get a five-year-old talking for twenty solid minutes. Ideal for car journeys and stalling at bedtime.

49 funny questions to ask kids

Light prompts to get a real laugh going. Showing 29 of 49.

• What superpower would you pick if you could have any?
• What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?
• What food would you eat every day if you could?
• What animal would you be if you couldn't be a human?
• What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
• What's the funniest thing that's ever happened to you at school?
• What's the silliest rule you have to follow?
• What's something adults do that makes no sense to you?
• If you could make one rule for the whole world, what would it be?
• What would your dream birthday party look like?
• What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten?
• What would you buy if I gave you $1000?
• What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
• If you could rename yourself, what name would you pick?
• What's the most boring thing adults talk about?
• What talent do you wish you had?
• What's the best thing about being a kid?
• If you had a robot, what would you make it do?
• What's a song that always makes you want to dance?
• If you could invent a holiday, what would it celebrate?
• If you were the President of Candy, what would your first law be?
• What's the silliest dream you've ever had?
• If you had to eat one food every day for a year, what would it be?
• What would you do first if you were invisible for a day?
• What's the funniest thing that has ever happened to you at school?
• What is the silliest rule you have to follow right now?
• What's something adults do that makes no sense to you?
• If you could make one rule for the whole world, what would it be?
• What would your dream birthday party look like?

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