Funny questions to ask your partner

Long-term love is mostly inside jokes. These are the ridiculous hypotheticals and unserious debates that turn a flat Tuesday into a twenty-minute argument about which of you would survive longer in a horror film.

47 funny questions to ask your partner

Light prompts to get a real laugh going. Showing 28 of 47.

• Which reality TV show would you actually win?
• What's the most unhinged thing you've ever bought at 2 a.m.?
• What skill would you download into your brain if you could snap your fingers?
• What's a hill you will absolutely die on that does not matter at all?
• What song would you perform if someone forced you on stage right now?
• What food do you pretend to like because everyone else likes it?
• What would be in your brain's 'recently searched' tab today?
• What daily responsibility would you delete forever if you could?
• What's the worst haircut you've ever had and why did you think it was a good idea?
• What's the most embarrassing song on your most-played list?
• What's the pettiest reason you've ever disliked someone?
• What's something you're weirdly competitive about that no one else cares about?
• What conspiracy theory do you kind of believe even though you know you shouldn't?
• What would your warning label say?
• What's the dumbest thing you've ever cried about?
• What would your autobiography be called?
• What's something you've pretended to understand for way too long?
• What rule do you consistently break that you think is stupid anyway?
• What appliance or object in this house would you say you have beef with?
• What's something you did once, got praised for, and have been faking ever since?
• What's the most ridiculous piece of clothing I own that you secretly want to 'lose'?
• If we were a detective duo, what would our cheesy show be called?
• What's a habit of mine that you've accidentally started doing?
• If you had to look like one celebrity for the rest of your life, who are we looking at?
• What is the most unhinged thing I do that you've just accepted as normal?
• If we were a heist duo, who is the Mastermind and who is the Distraction?
• What's the worst haircut I've had since we've been together?
• If we were trapped in a grocery store overnight, which aisle are we sleeping in?

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